EGGMAN

Market closed // carton open

Throw eggs at Bill Eggman

You get 12 eggs. He gets one very expensive suit. Make the carton count.

Enter the throwing floor

No wallet. No login. No transaction. Just local cartoon physics.

Live throwing floor

Round standing by

Score
0000
Eggs
12
Streak
0x
Hits
0
Bill Eggman, a fictional finance parody toon An original hand-drawn cartoon of an egg-shaped character in a navy suit with silver hair, raised eyebrows, a lime tie, and nervous hands.
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Carton loaded

12 eggs. One nervous suit.

Start the round, then point or touch inside the arena and release to throw. On a keyboard, use the arrow controls or arrow keys to aim and press Space to throw.

Round standing by. Start when you are ready.

Three-step prospectus

How to crack the round

The controls stay outside Canvas, the score stays readable, and the round pauses when this tab disappears.

  1. 01

    Aim the arc

    Move the pointer, drag on touch, or use the keyboard aim controls.

  2. 02

    Send an egg

    Release, tap Throw, or press Space. Every attempt spends one egg.

  3. 03

    Find the yolk

    Face hits score more. Build a streak before the carton is empty.

Fictional subject file

The Eggman dossier

Born in a boardroom doodle. Raised inside a spreadsheet. Defeated only by well-aimed breakfast.

Bill Eggman is an original cartoon character built for this game. The suit, expressions, story, and egg-related predicament are fictional satire, not a statement about a real person's actions or character.

Asset class
Cartoon
Shell risk
Extreme
Affiliation
None
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Future access layer

Robinhood Chain may enter later

This release is wallet-free. A later version may check selected EVM token balances before enabling throws, but no token, threshold, or access policy has been approved yet.

Robinhood Chain and its color language are referenced independently. This project is not affiliated with or endorsed by Robinhood.